Fucking Hell!

This is insane.

It sounds like the stuff of science fiction but some experts think it may be the answer to saving Earth from climate catastrophe.

Scientists in the US say dust launched from the moon could be a good way of blocking sunlight and alleviating global warming.

No. Just fucking no! For fuck’s fucking fuckitty fuck’s sake. What are these morons on?

‘We aren’t experts in climate change, or the rocket science needed to move mass from one place to the other,’ said author Ben Bromley at University of Utah.

Translation: We are know-nothing fuckwits who want to dabble in something that we have no idea about and have no idea of the catastrophic possibilities that could go wrong. For fuck’s sake!

Using computer modelling…

Stopped reading at that point. When will these cretins get it? Computer modelling is not science. It is for whack jobs who want to play computer games with real stuff and cause catastrophe in the process. See, also Prof Fergusson and everything he has touched. For flying fuck’s sake!

These insane cretins want to make fiction a reality.

8 Comments

  1. “Scientists in the US say dust launched from the moon could be a good way of blocking sunlight and alleviating global warming.”

    Or you could just paint every rooftop white to reflect heat back. The advantage being that no new technology is required and if you accidentally trigger another Ice Age you can paint the rooves black.

    But it’s not as sexy and far easier to expose the already known practical difficulties.

  2. Computer modelling, eh? I tracked my birth weight and the increase in height and weight from birth to 3 months and computer modelled my growth. According to the computer modelling, I should now be 127 foot tall and weigh 18 1/2 ton. Any minute now … just you watch and see. It has got to be right because … computers!

    Joking aside, there has been a long standing theory that at least some of the ice ages were triggered by the solar system moving through clouds of dust. And these jokers want to try this again?

  3. Where’s Magnus Pyke when you need him.
    Didn’t real scientists like old Magnus used knock about in tweed jackets?
    The new breed might be found be found in a white coat, maybe putting them in a stiffer one the arms of which are strapped around the back would be safer for the rest of us.

  4. Don’t forget that “Global Warming” isn’t even a problem. Not only is the world not warming anything like as much as was predicted, but warmer weather is more benign. Rather than being anything to do with CO2 it is far more likely that the recent period of warming is just due to natural warming and cooling cycles that are known to happen all the time.

  5. “We aren’t experts in climate change, or the rocket science needed to move mass from one place to the other”

    Then shut the fuck up, then. Your opinion carries no more weight than the Internet randos we aren’t supposed to listen to.

    Is there any better evidence that Scientists™ have become the high priests of the 21st Century? “We don’t know a damned thing about this, but we must be heard because Science and University.”

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