Will Who?

Apparently someone called Will is upset because made up mental illness.

Will Young has hit out at The Grand Tour host Richard Hammond for making what he regards as homophobic jokes after he watched an episode of the Amazon series.

The singer, 42, was left ‘shocked and upset’ after the presenter, 51, made ‘offensive jokes’ when Jeremy Clarkson drove a pink Jeep Wrangler in the Colombia special in 2019.

Christ almighty. How did this snowflake get to the ripe old age of 42? Jokes are supposed to be edgy. If they don’t offend someone, somewhere, then they are likely as not, dull as ditchwater.

Will said: ‘Clarkson is the least worst. The worst one is Richard Hammond … because he says things like “I’ve got lots of gay friends”.

Maybe he has? Who knows? And if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. I presume that your TV remote has a switch so that you can change channels or switch it off.

‘The producers chose to make the main narrative ‘Jeremy Clarkson is driving a hairdresser’s car. Basically, Jeremy Clarkson is gay. They had him wearing a pink shirt. They spray the car pink. They have him playing It’s Raining Men.

‘Clarkson was the least of my problems. It was Richard Hammond and it was the producers. They created the whole thing and it was Amazon that let it go out. I was so shocked and so upset.’

Ah, diddums, he was so upset. It doesn’t take much, does it? I mean, you could man up, grow a pair and rise above it and stop being such a pompous bore… Have I broken enough shibboleths there?

Will had previously hit out at the episode when it aired on Twitter and was upset after fans rushed to defend the presenters and branded him a ‘snowflake.

Well, yeah, that’s a reasonable assessment.

Will told the publication he found it ‘really annoying’ and wished Hammond and producers would ‘take responsibility’.

At which point we tell Will Wossname to fuck off.

At the time, the singer wrote: ‘1. I love cars always have always will. 2. I loved going on top gear 3. Excited about watching new Top gear and I’m afraid 3 heterosexual men SO uncomfortable with their sexuality that they reference in some lame way a Wrangler Jeep being a Gay mans car.

“Singer” is stretching it, frankly. Three is pure projection.

‘…. and then Hammond and May’s ‘quips’ to Clarkson wearing chaps , a pink shirt , he should get some moisturiser . It’s f***ing pathetic and actually homophobic . And screw them and the show and Amazon (who by the way is a wonderful organisation I hope to forge a relationship).

There’s no such thing as homophobia. It’s one of those artificially manufactured mental illnesses that don’t exist (see also transphobia, Islamophobia). It is a means of silencing people that the wokerati don’t like.

The last bit is what this is all about. Will Wossname is really saying “gissa job.” Although why Amazon would want to give a talentless unknown twat like Will Wossname a job is anyone’s guess.

‘And you know what really f***s me off is this is a DECISION by the producers . Let’s make one of the narratives the ‘gay Jeep’ how DARE you, you obtuse, bigoted immature babies of men.’

I can see only one manbaby here. How DARE they, eh? Channeling his inner Greta there.

A day later, with no response from Amazon Prime, Will added: ‘No word from @PrimeVideo so @Ofcom beckons. Enough is enough and I’m p***ed and fed up. I want Amazon Prime and the producers of grand tour to meet young lgbt who want to kill themselves because of shaming and laughter and normalising of shaming homophobic narratives..

The effrentory on display here is planet sized. Well done Amazon. Ignoring these twats is the best way of dealing with them. If he doesn’t like it, he can switch off. The solution is remarkably simple. Too simple for Will Wossname, it would seem. Pompous, self-important little prick.

17 Comments

  1. homophobia —a fear of a certain type of milk.
    a fear of dopplegangers
    a fear of words that sound the same but have different meanings
    It could mean lots of things.
    So why have homosexuals purloined it and at the same time changed the meaning to be not a fear.
    Ditto gay.

  2. Will Who?
    It may have passed you by LR but his name is Will Young, he has had 4 number 1 albums, 4 number 1 hit songs, 2 Brit awards from 12 nominations, acting credits and plaudits… 11 top ten songs, 34 weeks in the official top 10 uk music charts and was the inaugural winner of the Pop Idol style tv series.
    Frankly if that’s ‘stretching it’ as a singer, I wish my own career had been so lame…
    but yeah, he’s a bit of a sensitive
    softy, lol!

  3. I think that over reaction to mockery shows that you are really insecure. Not having any noticable insecurities of my own, I find it pretty difficult to relate really. I’m bald and have a big nose, the odd joke has been made about these things over the years, I’ve never felt the need to go off on a hysterical rant.

  4. Interesting how my son (who is currently 18) found this episode highly amusing when we watched it ages ago. Then again he doesn’t style his whole life around the fact he is gay, and he hates identity politics.

  5. Who really gives a flying F about this utter nonsense? Certainly not me or even I, being grammatically formal.

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