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A mobile phone app could serve as a Covid ‘passport’ to enter pubs and theatres under plans being considered by Boris Johnson.

The Prime Minister is examining proposals that would allow business, hospitals or schools to demand proof that someone has been vaccinated – or has tested negative for the virus.

One idea would see the existing NHS app used for the Test and Trace scheme evolve into a ‘Covid-19 status certificate’. This could display both vaccination and test information.

The app could be used to enter theatres, cinemas, sports venues and music festivals or pubs and restaurants. The system could also be used by businesses to regulate which staff members can come back to the office.

An internal passport essential for anything resembling a normal life.

Ah, but…

Ministers had denied for weeks that such a scheme was being considered for anything other than foreign travel.

Of course they did, which is why we knew it was coming.

Evil, lying scum.

7 Comments

  1. As I have a mobile phone which allows me to talk to other phone users, but nothing else, I suppose my pub, theatre, holiday, restaurant outings will be a thing of the past. It will probably mean I should wear a yellow patch when I next go shopping at Morrison’s to avoid upsetting their security staff. Perhaps I should take the extra step and shave my head and wear a black and white striped ‘uniform’ to go with the patch when I pop in for my tin of baked beans. When will these morons understand that not everyone owns a CCP manufactured iPhone?

    • They understand it perfectly well. The policy is designed to force you to need to upgrade in order to access services.

  2. A tattoed vaccination number on your forearm if you do not have a smart phone.
    Or the trendy modern equivalent, a QR code mark.
    They would not have you put it on your forehead? That would be insentitive.

  3. Your papers, please. Heil Hitler!

    “The app could be used to enter theatres, cinemas, sports venues and music festivals or pubs and restaurants.”

    Well, as long as they restrict this nonsense to only the premises mentioned then I suppose I could live with it, as I rarely visit those types of places. But if they extend this crap to places such as shops or railway stations then they’re asking for trouble.

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