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Please make sure you complete all of the required fields - I can’t reply if you don’t put in your email address. The arithmetic is simply to deter the scumbag, slimeball spambots.
If you are considering using this form to spam me, as someone calling themselves “mortgage broker” did recently, please be aware of this; I do not buy sleazy products as a consequence of email or web spamming. I utterly despise the slimeballs who engage in such practices. For this reason, I use an aggressive email filter. Your spam won’t get past this filter, I can assure you. It will be vaporised while still on the server. If, despite this warning you try, I will simply note your details and ban you.
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