Meh

Well, they won’t be doing that again.

Police are today investigating if a freight train knocked down and killed three suspected graffiti artists in the middle of the night on one of London’s busiest rail lines.

The bodies, said to be men in their twenties, were found close to Loughborough Junction near Brixton shortly after 7.30am today.

Okay, let’s clear up one thing right off. These people were not artists, they were vandals defacing someone else’s property. Good. Right. Got that. So they were trespassing and vandalising and got run over.

I checked my giveafuckometer.

Nope. Doesn’t register.

13 Comments

  1. Only one problem with this; the inconsiderate bastards caused the railway line to be closed for about 3 hours.

  2. There is a kind of running gag based on something that, long ago, children’s TV presenters used to say. We know a song about that don’t we children? In this case the song is Graffiti On A Train by the Stereophonics. Idiot writes his marriage proposal on the side of a train and dies in the process. Just like you I have no sympathy. It Isn’t a secret that trespassing on railway lines is often fatal. Darwin Awards all round.

    • the award shared recently by the 22 year old who accidentally stabbed himself to death when he decided to test if the vest he was wearing really was ‘stab-proof’.

      • I saw that too. Mind boggling that he didn’t try it on a pillow or something.

        Bet his mate got a hard time from plod as so unbelievable, assume he phone cammed it.

        Darwin award and humanity benefits by another “stupid gene” carrier eliminated.

  3. I think the train is the artist here, Jackson Pollocking them all over the wall. Finally, a bit of performance art worthy of the name.

  4. Awwwww, my heart pumps purple piss. That’s 3 more useless scrotes out of the loop. File me under ‘F’ for all the fucks I don’t give!

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