Jamie Oliver, Again.

I’ve discussed the egregious Oliver before. Once more he decides to be a nasty authoritarian scumbag.

Sugary foods risk causing a public health crisis similar to smoking and should be taxed in the same way as tobacco, Jamie Oliver has said.

The television chef said sugar was “definitely the next evil” and should be targeted because of the burden it was placing on the NHS.

He said he agreed with France’s decision to impose a tax on sugary drinks and believes Britain should follow.

The English language is rich and nuanced, but I find it difficult to find adequate words that accurately convey my utter contempt for this vile creature. No, sugar is not the “new tobacco” and even if it was, it is no damned business of anyone what I put into my body and in doing so, I am not a burden on the  NHS. I have more than paid over a lifetime for any treatment I might receive. This “burden on the NHS” canard is wheeled out every time some hard-of-thinking authoritarian fuckwit (or in this case, mockney twat) thinks that their opinions matter when it comes to other people’s lifestyle choices. It was bollocks the first time and it is still bollocks. Those who drink and smoke already pay more in sin taxes than the diseases caused by their choice of poison costs. Fatties are more likely to die younger, thereby saving on geriatric costs.

So, Jamie Oliver, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself good and hard with the rough end of a pineapple you disgraceful, authoritarian popinjay. What I eat and drink is none of your damned business, you nasty little interfering shitbag.

7 Comments

  1. He’s a tv chef so his opinion is worth no more nor less than yours or mine. The big problem is that he’s fawned over by so many drones that he’s a very useful propaganda tool – and he also seems to enjoy the sound of his own voice.

  2. He fronts many Government/Public Health initiatives but we can be sure he doesn’t do it for the publicity, the fees he gets or his MBE!!! A truly vile, grinning sock-puppet

  3. Well seeing it is now reported that most cancers are caused by a dyslecsic cell that randomly fuks up the instructions I think all this type of bull has been well and truly dismantled.

  4. Well he’s got to up his image, after all several business ventures have failed, like his “nostalgic pub themed” Union Jack’s.

    The one that remains apparently still has sticky toffee pudding with clotted cream at £6 on the menu.

    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/28/jamie-oliver-closes-union-jacks-restaurants

    And it took H & E to force the swine to close his butchers shop. It was filthy dirty.

    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/may/09/jamie-oliver-butcher-inspectors-mouse-droppings

    But what the heck it’s 2015 and the guy’s got to reinvent himself. Intrusive Fuckwit suits!

  5. Oliver is a TV chef with a speech impediment and a superiority complex any parent who thinks Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver are acceptable names for children is clearly a knob with an issue and needs a slap with a wet herring.
    I have never and will never read/ watch anything Oliver has produced I find him an irksome little twerp and would no more take cookery advice from him than I would child rearing or naming tips.

    • Is that true? Has the idiot named his victims, sorry I meant to say children, as you say? I thought he was a normal knob, not one with delusions of grandeur. F… If we became a republic he would throw his filo pastry hat with foraged herb speckles into the ring. If not, I’d eat my own f hat. Dozy twat.

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