How to survive Stoptober and Go Sober for October.
So how on earth are we to survive it all without going mad?
Oh, my, that is soooo easy to answer. You ignore it. You treat it with the contempt it deserves and do what you want to do. If you smoke, well, carry on and have a drag if that’s what floats your boat and don’t feel guilty about it. If you drink, raise a glass as you kick off your shoes at the end of your day. Treat these health Nazis and their idiotic campaigns with utter scorn. That way sanity lies.
If you are one of those people who is taken in by this making sacrifices for charity nonsense, well, perhaps you could try abstaining from it during October (Oh, give over, for October). You’ll feel all the better for shedding your sanctimonious self-righteousness and be a more likeable individual as a consequence.
After all, next month is…..Movember!
Oh, do fuck off! Not in a million years.
…I am afraid to participate in the Stoptober campaign…if only the government told me how to not fear it…hahahahaha!
As I mentioned over at OOL, it is slightly annoying that I am off the beer for medical reasons for the whole of this month at least. Still, according to the highly irritating radio ad. I am doing “samink amizing”, so that’s good.